So, I know I left you all for a few days, or was it only one day? WGAF?
Spencer ??????????
WJ7
EFFECTS
4/12/94 10+10=20 LIKE ME TODAY
Rollerblades
Compact Discs
SEGA
VCR controller you talk in to,to program VCR
splitfire spark plug
CYBERGENICS PHASE ONE
microwave popcorn
spray on hair GLH
RONCO FOOD DEHYDRATOR
FOOD DEHYDRATOR
1.GREAT FOR CAMPING
2.MORE NUTRITIOUS
3.MAKE MORE FOR LESS THAN STORE PRICE
4.TASTES BETTER
5.ONLY $29.95
1.TAKES LONG
2.CLEANING
3.IN THE WAY
4.IT'S PLASTIC IT MIGHT BREAK
5.ELECTRIC BILL
Okay, so I guess this project was to wirte down a list of inventions that have made our life better (or lazier), then to wirte down your favorite and list five Pros & Cons.
As of the end of this post I am currently drinking an Old Style out of the can with my koozy around it to collect the sweat. Old Guys Rule.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Writing Journal 19...
So, I'm thinking of just putting what WJ these are in the title and just start typing them. Now, this might be in conflict with how all my blogs start, So. Whatevs!
WJ19
Bad Girl
4/4/94
Today is what I call deal day,get it four for ninety four. My sophomore year teacher told me that joke it's kind of corny but oh well sue me, My mother is. September Rains is not quite the name I would expect for a porn star,not that I watch them,I just over heard someone talking about one they saw. They said they knew one of the girls and that she went here last year.
Okay, the "so sue me, my mother is" quote is from a Kids In The Hall sketch, BUSTED! I did lie however, I did watch porns back then. I really hated writing back then, but I just wrote something down so I could at least maintain a D for a grade.
As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Testament" by Squaremeat. This is another Psy-Trance group from Finland that I grabbed off of Thixx n'Dixx back in Wednesday, July 19, 2006.
WJ19
Bad Girl
4/4/94
Today is what I call deal day,get it four for ninety four. My sophomore year teacher told me that joke it's kind of corny but oh well sue me, My mother is. September Rains is not quite the name I would expect for a porn star,not that I watch them,I just over heard someone talking about one they saw. They said they knew one of the girls and that she went here last year.
Okay, the "so sue me, my mother is" quote is from a Kids In The Hall sketch, BUSTED! I did lie however, I did watch porns back then. I really hated writing back then, but I just wrote something down so I could at least maintain a D for a grade.
As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Testament" by Squaremeat. This is another Psy-Trance group from Finland that I grabbed off of Thixx n'Dixx back in Wednesday, July 19, 2006.
Writing Journal 18...
So, I know what you're gunna say, "how come this one reads WJ18?" The answer, I have no clue.
WJ18
Gullible
4/1/94
APRIL FOOLS.
Okay, now what a joke that was, whoa! Settle down man, Phew!
As of the end of this post I am currently listeningg to "Their First Smile" by Ash Marslem from an unknown album, I got this one from BeatBiz back on Monday August 7th, 2006. It's some good Joe Satriani/Eric Johnson type Instrumental Rock.
WJ18
Gullible
4/1/94
APRIL FOOLS.
Okay, now what a joke that was, whoa! Settle down man, Phew!
As of the end of this post I am currently listeningg to "Their First Smile" by Ash Marslem from an unknown album, I got this one from BeatBiz back on Monday August 7th, 2006. It's some good Joe Satriani/Eric Johnson type Instrumental Rock.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Writing Journal Dogs...
So, yet again I give to you some sunday laughter.
THE WORLD ACCORDING TO DOGS
by
Spencer ??????????
March 08, 1994
More than half the people in my nieghborhood own a dog.
Why do they own dogs? Dogs need love. We keep them to become one with us, so they want to stay with us and play. We keep our pets for company to keep us sane when we need someone to talk to. Dogs want to protect us from intruders and strangers. They sort of act as workers and helpers for us. From being your average home security dog, to the guide dogs that help the blind persons get around the house and across the street.
Most major companies use dogs to guard their property when closed. The Germans used German Shepherds trained to sniff out intruders in camps, so we've used dogs all through out history for different reasons with various breeds. Dogs need LOVE!!!!!
Okay, so I guess the Jews were the intruders in Germany that's why they used Dogs to sniff them out. Ahhhh to be 19 again.
As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Step Inside" by Moksa from the "Step Inside Mix" that I DWNLD'd back in 2006.
THE WORLD ACCORDING TO DOGS
by
Spencer ??????????
March 08, 1994
More than half the people in my nieghborhood own a dog.
Why do they own dogs? Dogs need love. We keep them to become one with us, so they want to stay with us and play. We keep our pets for company to keep us sane when we need someone to talk to. Dogs want to protect us from intruders and strangers. They sort of act as workers and helpers for us. From being your average home security dog, to the guide dogs that help the blind persons get around the house and across the street.
Most major companies use dogs to guard their property when closed. The Germans used German Shepherds trained to sniff out intruders in camps, so we've used dogs all through out history for different reasons with various breeds. Dogs need LOVE!!!!!
Okay, so I guess the Jews were the intruders in Germany that's why they used Dogs to sniff them out. Ahhhh to be 19 again.
As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Step Inside" by Moksa from the "Step Inside Mix" that I DWNLD'd back in 2006.
Writing Journal Paper 1...
So, here is an actual assignment that we were given to do in my END 098-5 class, get ready for some laughs. You will notice that I have always been bitter.
THE WORST PLACE TO THINK
by
Spencer ??????????
END 098-5
Sarah L. Dye
February 22, 1994
paper 1 BABY
on campus description
On 2-15-93 I sat downstairs in the carpeted lounge and witnessed some goings on of the students of ECC,most of the ones I saw were just watching television showing of a movie. I could hear scuffling of peoples feet on tyhe carpetfloor,plus the laughter of friends making jokes about one another.
One thing that stuck out like a needle in a hay stack was the loud phones that the school uses. When someone would go outside to smoke a cigarrette I could feel a soft breeze across my face. The crowd around the television just sat there still as a tree while everyone else in the school oblivious to their presence in the lounge. Some people sat along the walkways behind the counselors orifices. Some teachers would be walking with a cart with wheels and it would be quiet for on second then be loud from rolling over the bricks planted in the hallway floor. I guess you could say there was a constant HUMMMMMMMMMM frummm the monotone voices that were speaking but were not understood to me,but then again I wasn't really paying attention to pick out a specific conversation. 11:45,five more minutes then I can leave school. That cold breeze gives me shiver up and down my spine I see people standing by the elevator for minutes when in that time waiting they could have been upstairs by the time the elevator got to the first floor.
I see the signs in the lounge that read "no food or drink in the lounge area" and I see people all the time eating&drinking all the time spilling their food & drinks onto the carpet floor only to pick up the cup or can which has fallen or maybe this time it will be a sandwich,pizza,or SUZY-Q. I cannot believe that grown adults can't clean up after themselves. If the situation were to occur at their home they would have cleaned it up in five minutes or less to try and remove the stain.
I can't believe the amount of respect these "adults" lack in a mature environment such as college.
Okay, I cannot believe the amount of comma spacing that I'm lacking in this paper. All of the errors above are typed just as I wrote them in 1994, yeah and I know the year says '93 in the beginning, but hey, that's how I fahq'd opp orginally.
As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Yli Saapas Varresta" by Texas Faggot from an unknown album, I got this one from Thixxndixx back in 2006 though. Psychedelic Trance from Finland as far as I know.
THE WORST PLACE TO THINK
by
Spencer ??????????
END 098-5
Sarah L. Dye
February 22, 1994
paper 1 BABY
on campus description
On 2-15-93 I sat downstairs in the carpeted lounge and witnessed some goings on of the students of ECC,most of the ones I saw were just watching television showing of a movie. I could hear scuffling of peoples feet on tyhe carpetfloor,plus the laughter of friends making jokes about one another.
One thing that stuck out like a needle in a hay stack was the loud phones that the school uses. When someone would go outside to smoke a cigarrette I could feel a soft breeze across my face. The crowd around the television just sat there still as a tree while everyone else in the school oblivious to their presence in the lounge. Some people sat along the walkways behind the counselors orifices. Some teachers would be walking with a cart with wheels and it would be quiet for on second then be loud from rolling over the bricks planted in the hallway floor. I guess you could say there was a constant HUMMMMMMMMMM frummm the monotone voices that were speaking but were not understood to me,but then again I wasn't really paying attention to pick out a specific conversation. 11:45,five more minutes then I can leave school. That cold breeze gives me shiver up and down my spine I see people standing by the elevator for minutes when in that time waiting they could have been upstairs by the time the elevator got to the first floor.
I see the signs in the lounge that read "no food or drink in the lounge area" and I see people all the time eating&drinking all the time spilling their food & drinks onto the carpet floor only to pick up the cup or can which has fallen or maybe this time it will be a sandwich,pizza,or SUZY-Q. I cannot believe that grown adults can't clean up after themselves. If the situation were to occur at their home they would have cleaned it up in five minutes or less to try and remove the stain.
I can't believe the amount of respect these "adults" lack in a mature environment such as college.
Okay, I cannot believe the amount of comma spacing that I'm lacking in this paper. All of the errors above are typed just as I wrote them in 1994, yeah and I know the year says '93 in the beginning, but hey, that's how I fahq'd opp orginally.
As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Yli Saapas Varresta" by Texas Faggot from an unknown album, I got this one from Thixxndixx back in 2006 though. Psychedelic Trance from Finland as far as I know.
Writing Journal 4...
So, welcome to today's installment of Journals of Yore. And now, for your sunday pleasure, I give you WJ4.
WJ4
Portable Prersonal
Feb..8,94
The item I chose is rectangular in shape and about as thick as Six pieces of paper and 2" x 3.5".
It feels like glass.
If it were dropped it would sound like plastic.
The smell and tastes are like nothing in this world.
It looks like a legal document.
BOY,it weighs 1oz. The color is clear with a blockage in between.
Resemblence of thisis like that of a credit card.
My item is important because it's personal.
"THE END"
Before you go outside be sure to bundle up real warm-like.
Okay, if you couldn't guess at what I was trying to describe in this Journal, It was a Driver's License. My brother's driver's that I used to carry around with me after his death in 1990. Gotta keep something to remember him by, right?
As of the end of this post I am currently listening to Talla 2XLC's "Live @ Technoclub (SSL)" Mix from 2005 that I grabbed from Trance Addict dot com.
WJ4
Portable Prersonal
Feb..8,94
The item I chose is rectangular in shape and about as thick as Six pieces of paper and 2" x 3.5".
It feels like glass.
If it were dropped it would sound like plastic.
The smell and tastes are like nothing in this world.
It looks like a legal document.
BOY,it weighs 1oz. The color is clear with a blockage in between.
Resemblence of thisis like that of a credit card.
My item is important because it's personal.
"THE END"
Before you go outside be sure to bundle up real warm-like.
Okay, if you couldn't guess at what I was trying to describe in this Journal, It was a Driver's License. My brother's driver's that I used to carry around with me after his death in 1990. Gotta keep something to remember him by, right?
As of the end of this post I am currently listening to Talla 2XLC's "Live @ Technoclub (SSL)" Mix from 2005 that I grabbed from Trance Addict dot com.
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Writing Journal 3...
So, this would be WJ3 although the dates would have you think otherwise. For the date on this one I typed it in while pressing the Shift key, pretty clever, eh? And yet again the year reads 1993. WTF?
@/$/(#
WJ3
Details
THE item I have with me today is a calculator
My calculator is about 6 inches LONG & 3 inches wide
It looks black,with the engraving SHARP on the top side
The Shape is rectangular up&down
If this were to be set upon a scale it would weigh in at about 3-4ozs. BLACK is the color of this BEAUTY
No outstanding characteristics really just some buttons I don't know quite how they work.
This may resemble a leather biker wallet with the chain hooked to the belt loop.
The SHARP calculator is an important item to me because it helps me with my mathematical problems. I never really heard,tasted,or smelled my calculator but I have felt and looked at it boy is it smooth.
OMG!!! I can't believe how bad this is. No space after the commas, no periods at the ends of sentences and no space between the &. I don't know if I had planned on some sort of subliminal messaging or what, but if you take the words in ALL CAPS they form:
THE LONG SHARP BLACK BEAUTY SHARP.
As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "MindSkap" by Tryon from an unknown album. I prolly got it from BeatBiz or Thixxndixx back on Friday, July 21st, 2006. This is the first time it has been played, it's been on my Mom's compy this whole time.
@/$/(#
WJ3
Details
THE item I have with me today is a calculator
My calculator is about 6 inches LONG & 3 inches wide
It looks black,with the engraving SHARP on the top side
The Shape is rectangular up&down
If this were to be set upon a scale it would weigh in at about 3-4ozs. BLACK is the color of this BEAUTY
No outstanding characteristics really just some buttons I don't know quite how they work.
This may resemble a leather biker wallet with the chain hooked to the belt loop.
The SHARP calculator is an important item to me because it helps me with my mathematical problems. I never really heard,tasted,or smelled my calculator but I have felt and looked at it boy is it smooth.
OMG!!! I can't believe how bad this is. No space after the commas, no periods at the ends of sentences and no space between the &. I don't know if I had planned on some sort of subliminal messaging or what, but if you take the words in ALL CAPS they form:
THE LONG SHARP BLACK BEAUTY SHARP.
As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "MindSkap" by Tryon from an unknown album. I prolly got it from BeatBiz or Thixxndixx back on Friday, July 21st, 2006. This is the first time it has been played, it's been on my Mom's compy this whole time.
Writing Journal 5...
So, this one says WJ5, but the date reads "Feb.3.1994" even though if i go by the date the next one will be WJ3 and the WJ4. WTFrick?
WJ5
5 Senses
Feb.3.1994
HEARING
The hum of the computers
Mrs. Dye playing with her keys
Mrs. Dye fumbling at her desk
Me Breathing
TOUCH
1.Screen
2.Chair
3.Printer paper
4.White board
5.Keys
6.Coat rack
7.Disk drive
8.Wall
9.Floor
10.Rubber mat
SIGHT
==========
Okay, again, I have no clue what was going on here. We already did an excercise aboyut the 5 senses and it seems that the dot matrix printer failed and scrunched the word "sight" as well as putting those double lines in there.
As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Part Two" by DJ Dragon from the "Live @ Pardalis - Austin, TX" mix, 2006.
WJ5
5 Senses
Feb.3.1994
HEARING
The hum of the computers
Mrs. Dye playing with her keys
Mrs. Dye fumbling at her desk
Me Breathing
TOUCH
1.Screen
2.Chair
3.Printer paper
4.White board
5.Keys
6.Coat rack
7.Disk drive
8.Wall
9.Floor
10.Rubber mat
SIGHT
==========
Okay, again, I have no clue what was going on here. We already did an excercise aboyut the 5 senses and it seems that the dot matrix printer failed and scrunched the word "sight" as well as putting those double lines in there.
As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Part Two" by DJ Dragon from the "Live @ Pardalis - Austin, TX" mix, 2006.
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