Cool Bowl for Cool People Only...

I don't wanna go anyway, hope it goes the way of the Chin.
This was sent to me via text message by a guy I know from my home town that doesn't even skate, and then I see people that I know in the background, that never told me about the thing.

Diss the Fish...

So, Repreword. I rep resentment, Pot leaves & Dollars signs BECH!!! Maybe the Effeminacy of your Fake Diamond earrings is Kewl as the cashier at Target, but to UR Boiz on the Downlow you are the Bees Knees, the fresh meat of a spring chicken. Kewt silver chain necklace from the $0.25 vending machine by the Exit. Have fun Blowin' trees while they Explora Ur Doora.

As of the end of this post I am currently listening To "Nixon & Reagan" by Noam Chomsky from the album "Case Studies In Hypocracy: U.S. Human Rights Policy"

Oh Rain, How I love Thee...

So, we all can agree that what a tease Mother Nature is. She basically shows us her boobs and then blue balls us for 4 days until we can get to taste her again. Or... for you girls that read this, Father Weather showed you his Hairless 6 Pack and then gives you blue ovaries for the next for day until you can get to feel him again. By the time of the end of this post I am currently listening to an episode of Roseanne, the episode where they are talking about possibly getting an abortion due to a vague phone call from the Doctor.

Rαν∍ on Fu©₭ F∀¢Ξ

So, I don't know if you're into Happy Hardcore at all, but some of it is sooooo good and puts a smile on my face. One of these artists is DJ S3RL from Brisbane, Australia and he has remixed songs for some Emo or Emotronic type band called The Medic Droid, I don't know if the name is in homeage to the robot that helps luke out when he's floating in that liquid in Empire Strikes Back. That's the first thing that came into my mind though when I heard the name, of course growing up in the era of the Star Wars franchise, numbers IV, V, & VI that is, it is embedded in my memory 4 life.
Anyway DJ S3RL has some great songs, like "Dealer", Little Kandi Raver" & "Pretty Rave Girl" and of course the remix of "Fer Sure" by the Medic Droid. Myself & SAG Arthur Zone really like some of these DJ S3RL songs, the one good things about Kandi Rave girls is that B in the D they used to have their rainbow whale tails in full bloom for all the Speaker-Freakin'-K-Hole-Stuck-In-Kandi-Boy-Ravers to drool in their Vick's Vapo-masks or down the Lanyard of their Pacifier.
Me? well, I just liked the music while they all danced around twirling. Why is it that in most Happy Hardcore songs that there is most likely the use of the Halloween theme music on the piano/synth?

As of the end of this post I am currently listening to the "Raveutopia Mix" by Shade from the album "Raveutopia" 1996.

It's Literally Ironic

So, I just found the best fucking podcast ever

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