So, I found this bank spot by a loading dock in the summer of 2006. Total Barney spot, it's small with nothing to offer a flatbelly. It has an un-waxed parking block at the top. A must for any barney bank Session. You see, a barney will always sit there, sometimes literally, and tell you that they hate wax and that they would much rather Grind raw 'crete and hear the sound of it's destruction beneath their 9" Anti-Hero and Indy 169's with 61mm, 92a "Park Bombers". Product name dropping is a must within the Barney Commune. (as is video part dropping, commonly known as VPD).
Anyway, this trick is not all that cool again, but anytime you pop your board in your hand, do something with it and jump back on is sure to embed your status in the friendly confines of the Barneyhood, and if you take it to fakie, forget about it, you're in like flynn. You know, that old guy who played Robin Hood? Errol Flynn? Total Womanizer? Hard drinker? Nothing? Hello? Ask your Grandmother, he prolly fucked her. As of the time of this post ending, I am currently listening to "over the hills and far away" by Led "fucking" Zeppelin from the album "four blocks in the snow (disc 1)" 1975.
spot on. currently working on flatbelly status.
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