Rollerbladers Guillotine...

Ban Razor Scooters...

So, the city of San Clemente sticks with scooter ban in skate park.

http://m.ocregister.com/news/city-353334-scooter-skate.html

Sent from, I dunno, my iPhone I guess...

Wrex Cook: 64mm vlog #22...

So, this is a dewd I know fro mai annual trips to Arizona, he's been known to unconsciously mall grab on occasion, Wrex Cook.

(in association with http://thegayocean.blogspot.com/)

This video was originally Uploaded by spathers on Jun 14, 2007 to YouTube.

Skate Or Die, Faggot! So Gay...

So, when he yells "Skate or Die, Faggot!" that pretty much sums up skating in St. Charles, IL. 60174, and waht we had to put up with and endure on a daily basis from like 1985-1998, until I moved away.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzXFMO2pSG4&sns=em

Sent from, I dunno, my iPhone I guess...

Stupid Human Tricks: Freestyle Train Slapping...

So, here's waht you do if you have no brains and are living purely on a cellular level.
Sent from, I dunno, my iPhone I guess...

Vermin Supreme: When I'm President Everyone Gets A Free Pony...

So, I might actually register to vote, just for this guy...

ZOMG! Now this is art, harnessing the power of Zombies for energy sources!!!!!!
At the end he turns a candidate Gay with færie pixie dust.

The Chicago Hot Dog, What A Stupid Rule..,

So, this is the most lamest rule of food I have ever come across and I will, at any chance, do it just to piss people off.

There are soem theories as to why this is the lamest...

1) All the vegetables and ish are already on there (tomato) so you don't need Ketchup [catsup] on your gross hot dog, you fat fuck.

2) Everybody kept taking all the Ketchup [catsup] packets, places were losing money, so they started charging for the packets anywhere from 25¢ to 50¢ per packet so then people just started eating the gross hot dogs w/o Ketchup [catsup].

3) It's okay for kids to put it on their hot dogs up until the age of 10.

Lameness all around, It's a fucking Hot Dog, eat it however the fuck you want. Raw, Uncooked, w/Tabasco, w/Cool Whip®, Dipped in a Milk Shake, Ketchup & Relish, Shrek's green Ketchup and Easy Cheese, or even Slathered in Bacon Grease & Brown Sugar.

It's food, there are no rules.

Justin Bieber 80,000% Faster...

So, here's something for your Sundei hangover...

Cool Bowl for Cool People Only...

I don't wanna go anyway, hope it goes the way of the Chin.
This was sent to me via text message by a guy I know from my home town that doesn't even skate, and then I see people that I know in the background, that never told me about the thing.

Like Soem "Art" In The Modern Wing...

So, is this artistic?

Gay Bar...

So, I was driving next to this car on the way to the city, I think he might own a bar in boiz town...

Douche Tag...

So, on the way to North Coast Fest on Fridei morning I came across this tag on on of those green street light boxes.

SRSLY? Deush? Who is the ad wizard that came up with that one?
I'm pretty sure who ever picked that tag name prolly is one himself.

As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Epos" by Dogma from the album "Land Of Utopia" released in 1997.
Soem fine azz Goa Trance.

"Dogma (or Dogma 3000) is a Croatian Goa Trance project, with Damir Ludvig and Goran Štetić as the main writers and producers. In 1997 they released their fantastic debut album Land of Utopia for the UK Blue Moon Productions. As they said themselves, ‘we dedicate this album to the people around the planet who are aware of their subconscious powers…’" - last.fm

Kewt "Sport"...

So, this is no Gayer than UFC. In case you didn't know waht UFC was, it's that show where two guys or hunks as I think they like to be called, 69 each other in Speedos to prove to the other that they are notGay, you Faggot!

As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Eye Of The Dreamer" by SFX from the album "Rainbirds" released in 1995 on Music & Sound records. SFX is basically Aban Don, Outmosphere, and the ewer globally popular Astral Projection. Soem fine early Goa Trance from Israel.

Shot Of Love...

So, who among us hasn't listed to at least one King's X song? Who among us also hasn't dreamed about being a black bass player wearing soem sort of napolean band leader coat? May I add, with a dope hair-cut to complete the ensam?
Okay then, well. Who of you cares to read the lyrics for the song "Shot of Love?"
wow! That many, eh? here you go then.

Shot Of Love:
See the bread, see the wine. See the graft into the vine. This is what it is to be, it always made sense to me.
Send a shot of love across the mountain to the sea, frome the poles of North and South, wherever we may be.
Sometimes my cup is empty, my wish that it stay full 'cause I am always thirsty I can't get enough of you.
Send a shot of love across the mountain to the sea, frome the poles of North and South, wherever we may be.
There is nowhere else to go, there is nothing else to do, there is nowhere else to turn, the first and last is you.
Oh I hear the music, oh I need a brand new song.
Send a shot of love across the mountain to the sea, from the poles of North and South, wherever we may be.

Sound like soem sort of god nosense or just an ode to love and breakups? I guess that's why it's KNDA vague so metal fans in 1987 would still rock. It's kinda like Rob Halford and Freddie Mecury with their lyrics so vague that you don't know that their Gay.

Copyright 1987 by Jetydosa Music. Used w/o permission. I will take it down if you ask.
Doug Pinnick, Jerry Gaskill, Ty Tabor