CRASS: There Is No Authority But Yourself...

So, here's a punk documentary worth watching.

Go grab a brewdog and make soem popcorn or make soem coffee and grab a box of cookies, sit down and enjoy the next hour.

Sandwiches...

So, I'm having lunch at mai gammy's old folks home... sweeeeet toof.
Soary I didn't post pics of the sandwiches, I had 3 halves of Vegan Chicken Salad, Tuna Salad, and Egg Salad sandwiches.

Vagina Cookies...

So, opened up mai Twitter todei (at about 8:30pm) and saw a link for Vagina Cookies, clicked on it and DAMN! do these things look fucking good!
I guess they were originally posted by the girl at the blog, sorry... Tumblr, called Sea Shells & Sequins... Now, I don't know if she actually made them herself or if she just knows of a really cool, hip bakery in her neighborhood.
These things would be the hit, and talk, of any party, BBQ or birthdei. Okay, well maybe not a children's birthdei party.
Czech it oat, there's even a bloody one in the bottom row.
You can also find moar mouth-watering sweetness over at Carnal Cookies.
Talk about making love to your food, whoaaaaa!

As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Whatever's Cool With Me" by Dinosaur jr. from the album "Whatever's Cool With Me" released in 1991.

Misfortune...

So, I just had a fortune cookie, which isn't as good as a fortune nookie, which I've never had BTW, and this is waht it had to say:

"You are never selfish with you advice or your help."

Notice anything? No? Well it should read "...with YOUR advice..."
I guess those Orientals got the translation KNDA messed up and ish.
Anyway, I think it's a nice one.

As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Jeden Divan Dan (A Wonderful Day)" by Fire from the album "Could You Understand Me" released in 1973.

Bacon Grease Ginger Snaps? Oh Snap...

So, you should go ahead and make yourself a pound of Bacon to snack on while these babies are baking in th'oven. Oh, Beety Dubs, this is an original recipe from my great-grandmother Bessie Allen. Hopefully this is soemthing you'll be cotton to.

Ginger Snaps:

1 Cup Bacon drippings (trust me)
1 1/2 Cups Sugar
2 Eggs
6 Tbsp Molasses
3 Cups Flour
2 1/2 tsp Soda
3/4 tsp Cloves (not the cigarette)
1 1/2 tsp Cinnamon
1 1/2 tsp Ginger

Cream the drippings and Sugar thoroughly.
Add Eggs and Molasses and beat until smooth.
Add Flour, Soda and Spices.
Chill dough for two hours.
Roll into 1" (inch) balls and roll in Sugar.
Put on ungreased cookie sheet and bake at 350* until lightly brown and tops begin to crack.

Speaking of Crack, you'll be addicted to these like Crack.

As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Wizards" by Infinite Dimensions from an unknown album, I DWNLD'd this on Sunday, August 6th, 2006 from Beatbiz.
Soem great Psy-Trance from soem fine masterful music producers.

Brown Sugar, You Taste So Good...

So, it being the holiday season for eating sweets and getting drunk and fat and all that junk. I figured I would give you soem old family recipe of mine to cook for that NYE party or post NYE brunch, in which case it would be a New Years Brunch, right? Hell go ahead and throw a party for Santa's Birthday. He would have been 1764 this year. Wahtewer you do, wahtewer your faith, I'm sure you have soem sort of trad that you practice, or have down to a science, to keep hope alive and spirits up, tipped and flowing. Whether you go to take brandy in your Egg Nog wearing soem gross blinking sweater or feed the reindeer Amanita Muscaria and drink their urine and have an out-of-body experience to bring Holiday Cheer, I'm sure eating one ov these butes will make you gargle in your sleep under the coffee table.

Brown Sugar Cookies:

1 cup Brown Sugar
2/3 cup Shortening
2 eggs
5 Tbsp Cream or canned Milk
1/2 tsp Salt
1 tsp Vanilla
1/2 tsp Baking POWDER
1/2 tsp Soda
2 1/2 cups Flour

Mix Brown Sugar, Shortening and Eggs until light.
Add Salt and Vanilla.
Sift Flour, Baking Powder and Soda together.
Gradually add to Sugar mixture and blend well.
Drop by teaspoonfuls onto a cookie sheet.
Bake at 350* until lightly browned.
Frost when cool.

FROSTING:

2 Tbsp shortening
3/4 box Powdered Sugar Milk
1 tsp Vanilla

Cream Shortening and Sugar.
Add enough Milk to make a spreading consistency.
Add Vanilla

Well, there you have it. You can play with the amounts to make your own likeness to flavor. This recipe is by no means Vegan. You, however, can take the appropriate steps to exchange ingredients and make a Vegan treat.

As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Cradle to Enslave" by S-Cube from an unknown album. I DWNLD'd this from Beatbiz back on Thursday, July 20th, 2006.
S-Cube did a Remix for the NIN song "Hand That Feeds" also.
Soem pretty good Psy-Trance. Enjoy.