Showing posts with label Zazzle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zazzle. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 2, 2021

Mailgram Brewdogs


Koozie not keeping your beer can cold? Coozie making you crazy? Instead, grab a Zazzle insulated can cooler. Not only is this beer sleeve fully customizable on the front, back, and bottom, but it is also made of a special high-density material for extra toastiness. With all the stress of the modern world, sometimes it's not easy to chill out. But luckily we've got a remedy for you, a fully customizable can cooler. Keep your hands warm, your cans cold, and your spirit 100% chill.

  • Fits any standard 12 oz. cans
  • Dimensions: 3"diameter, 3.75"h 
  • Customize all sides, including the bottom
  • Edge-to-edge full color print to flatter the most beautiful of designs
  • Made from high density open cell polyurethane foam
  • Collapsible foam material makes for easy storage
  • Great volume discounts for weddings, tailgate, and special events
  • Proudly made in the USA

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

GochTV: The Mallgrabber...


So, here's a great Mall Grab video by GochTV, he sent me a text saying that I inspired him to make this video.
I do make a difference, apparently.

Mallgrabbing is a crime.



It's not a handle.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Zazzle: Cold Day In Hell...

I drew the art on this sweatshirt, if you don't want it on a sweatshirt, you have the option of getting it on any other type of shirt.

Zazzle: Confusion Is Skateboarding...


©onfusion Is Skateboa®ding shirt
©onfusion Is Skateboa®ding by iSapien1956672
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I drew the art on this sweatshirt, if you don't want to buy a sweatshirt, you have the option of getting it on any other type of shirt.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

It's Not A Handle, It's Zazzle...

So, there's an unwritten rule in skateboarding, and that's No Mallgrabbing (i.e. holding your board by the truck) because it's not a handle, that is unless you only grab it to get your board outta the trunk, toss it over a fence, or use it in self defense.
Walking down the street like that just makes you look like n00b, or even worse... a poseur.

As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Zaman" by Travma from the "Pyramidal Trancendence" compilation released in 2006.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Andy Howell...

So, if you're an old fart skate Barney, like me, then chances are you know who Andy Howell is.
If you're a new school Flat Belly and into Tosh Townend, Ed Templeton and Bam, the chances are you know New Deal and Element Skateboards.
Plus, we've all prolly watched at least one 411 Video Magazine.
The connection? Andy Howell, and I've been a fan of his since he rode for Schmitt Stix.
This is the actual pic I had on mai wall as a pubey 14 year old. (above)

This guy has been such an integral part of modern street skateboarding in terms of style, tricks, and fashion.
The big pants, the graffiti look, the street tricks, skating swinch, all the brain child Andy Howell all back in 1990.
Since 2007 he's been the creator and driving force behind Artsprojekt, a place where underground artists can all be showcased together in one place and have their work made available to the public on any number of things from casual Shoes to Shirts and even professional Letterheads to iPhone cases.

He's come a long way from just riding his useless wooden toy and you should go czech oat waht he's been up to, show your support and thank him. Once you read his resume you'll shit at how behind the scenes this once dirty skate rat really is, and may even give you hope or strive harder.

As of the and of this post I am currently listening to "In This World" by The Odd Numbers from the personal compilation I made called "Gone Skating" it originally appears on the album "About Time" released in 1990 by a damn good trio of musicians from San Jose, CA.

Nobody Loves Me...

So, do you love Chicago, IL., but live soemwhere else and don't have anybody there that loves you?
Then you should buy one of these Nobody loves me shirts from Zazzle.com that I made for just such a person as yourself.

As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Frittering" by Mercury Rev from the album "Yerself Is Steam" released in 1991 on Rough Trade records.

In association with Zazzle.com

Monday, May 2, 2011

Osama Bin Laden vs. Lando...

So, I just made a shirt out of a design that I came up with back in 2001 after 9-11.
I had the idea for "Osama Bin Lando" and had mai friend/coworker make it a reality with photoshop.
It's just been sitting on our computors for the last 10 years until the news broke last night about the capture & death of, OG true Player and game runner, OBL.


You can find the shirt here Osama from Zazzle.com, you can also pick your style of shirt, sweatshirt, or muscle T. (for maximum Eddieness)

As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Murder Cycle" by Holocross from the album "Holocross" released in 1988 on New Renaissance records.

In association with Zazzle.com

Monday, April 25, 2011

It's [Chris] Miller Time...

So, back when I first started skating in the Summer/Fall of 1985 there weren't too many skate mags, I just skated for fun withe the kids from the neighborhood that got me started. We [friends & I] didn't have magazines, I didn't know there was a dedicated mag just for skating back then. We would of course try to ollie, one of the kids I skated with had a cousin who skated and showed him the ollie.
We'd just try to do things on mai patio block behind the house for the next year.
Not knowing waht to do we just tried railslides, but had a hard time coming out of them so I just started letting the board take its course and turn out fakie.
I began to get them really good frontside and backside.
I remember the first time I saw the above pic soemthing clicked in mai head that told me this was waht I have been waiting for. This was waht I wanted to do from now on.
All those other sports sucked to me growing up, if you fell and got a cut you were babied by adults and coaches to sanitize the cut and sit out for an inning or wahtever, that suck as a kid I wanna keep playing.
Even though skateboarding, to me, was not playing. If you fell, you have to pick yourself up... you and you alone were your own coach, adult, and goal.
After all it was just blood dripping. It'll dry, scab, and heal. Just put soem water on it, and if you didn't have that... spit.


In the spring of 1986 our Xmas boards were still pretty new (because you can't skate much in a Midwest winter at 12 yrs old) so the next thing was to try and ollie up the block. That was pretty hard even though the patio step was maybe 8 inches tall. We figured out if you tried twisting frontside you could get the board to get a lil moar height, so we tried doing 180's up the block before we could even ollie straight up it. It was then that I started getting hurricanes, not knowing it would become a late 80's staple trick, I thought I was just fucking up on succeeding at a 180. So when they later became a trick a adapted quick.

It was around this time that we got our first magazines. The August 1986 issue of Thrasher.
The "Streetplant Issue" w/the Metallica inset. 3 of us bought them on the saem dei.

It was an activity, and this picture was my proof. A whole dedicated magazine for mai new lifestyle, a whole new direction to look at music, skating, and the world.
 After seeing mai first pic of Chris I looked up to him from then on.
His style, the look on his face zoned out from life just thinking about the trick, skateboarding.
The one above mesmerized me, just staring at how he got that grind in a tube...
I had this frontside nosebone hanging on mai wall, even though he's focused crisp, he's also cut from the pic top & bottom, the composition is not on the trick or him, but moar on the shadow of the trick in the background with the photographist and his cammy boom.
Another stare pic for kid freshly in his teen years laying in bed on a rainy dei.
This cover shot is pretty much the saem shot as the first one, but the mom friendly version.
He's all safetied up with a nice gauze wrap.
Still gnarly to an 80's 12yr old, but just Mom friendly.
I always like his style and the way he skated, never saw him skate in real life only in still life, to let your imagination run wild.
Remember that?
Imagination...
(nothing was spelled out for you back then)
Your mind came up with a million different out comes. 
Stoked is the word when I go this issue, another fucking cover by one of the dudes I idolized.
If I still had it I'd scan from it, but basements and water backups are a bad mix.
If you don't know who Chris Miller is or have had any doubts as to why old fart Barney's talk about him so greatly, just watch the video clip below from the 2009 Pro-Tec Pool Party and that is waht all the fuss is about.
Dewd just PWNs that place, and has PWND for 30+ years.

As of the end of this post I am Currently listening "You're All Alone" by Picture from the album "Diamond Dreamer" released in 1982.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Skateboard Art...


So, I draw.
One of the things I drew was the graphic for this skateboard ➞ Astrolab life sized skateboards from Zazzle.com.
The skateboard image is part of a larger piece that I drew dedicated to mai dog Gisela. (seen above)
I had to put her to sleep in January 2010, she was 14 yeærs old. (that's 98 in dog yeærs)

As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Everybody Ball" by Beaurgarde from the album "Beaurgarde" released in 1971.
It features a 17 yeær old Greg Sage on guitar. If you didn't know, Greg was the man behind the PDX punk band the Wipers. He has since re-released this album on his own Zeno Records, you should go buy it from him.
Top notch sound quality.


In association with Zazzle.com

Friday, April 15, 2011

You should've been there...

So, have you ever been on vacation and wanted to send your friends the news about your epic sessions?
Well, now you can tell them all about it on this... You should've been there... postcard from Zazzle.com


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Use Code: TAXDAYSALE11
Ends Monday, April 18th, 2011

As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Beat Me Senseless" by Circle Jerks from the album "Gig" released in 1992

In association with Zazzle.com

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