So, now that Fall has peeked around the corner to show us her Autumn chill that means that it'll prolly rain on Halloween again this year as well. Which only means that at 12:01am November 1st all you local stores will be working overtime to put up all their decorations for the good old day of giving thanks.
Well, here at SRC Bypass, I have them all "beat" with a list of:
"Things You Can Get Away With Saying At Thanksgiving"
1. Talk about a Huge Breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip® time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'm gunna Burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
The above list was sent to me in an Email on Thursday, November 23rd 2000 @ 16:12:57 EST.
As of the end of this post I am currently listening to "Preacher Boy" by Tranan from the compilation "Destination Goa: The 11th Chapter" release in 2002 on Why-Not records. Tranan is one half of the Psy-Trance group Hux-Flux. Well, the Cryptic Crunch album anyway.
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